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Come Fly With A Flight Attendant

A Flight Attendant's "day at the office"

At 4:05 am, my alarm spears into my sleep.  I’m momentarily confused about why I’m getting up until I see my smoothly-ironed flight-attendant uniform.  It’s time to fly a trip again. Today, I’m going to Johannesburg.  It’s about an 11-hour flight, but I’m one of many flight attendants who add hours to their working day by ‘commuting,’ meaning I take a short-haul flight to my base airport.

Arriving at the Flight Attendant Home Base

I arrive at Heathrow at around 8:30 am.  After my second round of security for the day, I head towards crew check-in.  Walking through the airport invites endless questions from confused travelers who swoop on seeing a uniform – anything from ‘what gate for Flight XYZ’ to ‘where can I buy nail-clippers.’  Today though, I survive unhindered.

Flight Attendant check-in for the trip

Like passengers, the crew arrives two hours before departure.  Our check-in area is a private zone with sofas, tables, computers, conference-rooms, and epic runway views.  While here, we read notices, choose working-positions and catch up on company gossip before having a 30-minute pre-flight briefing. 

Boarding at Heathrow

Despite misconceptions, the long-haul crew doesn’t clean the aircraft, (ever!).  When we board, cleaning and catering teams have already been on and worked wonders.  After completing pre-departure checks, my colleagues and I prepare welcome drinks for first-class passengers, then I quickly grab a sandwich from the crew-food-cart (sounds nice but really, it’s a soggy egg wrap) before boarding begins.

Inflight

Publisher note: If your flight attendant friend says “come fly with” me, don’t expect to see your friend much while inflight. Jasmine explains why:

The first few hours after take-off are a non-stop flurry of drinks, dinner, duty-free, tea/coffee, Wi-Fi help, and so on.  Once the rush is over, I have dinner from passenger leftovers (leftover catering, not leftover from someone’s plate!) which, as standard, is interrupted by a call-bell from someone needing a G&T. 

Then, it’s break time – anything from a twenty-minute sit-down to a three-hour sleep.  Unlike fictional depictions of labyrinths of rooms, the crew-rest area is an impossibly compact space fitted with eight narrow bunk-beds, most of which require some amateur contortionism to get in/out of.  Today’s break is a blissful 2.5 hours, for which my feet are supremely grateful. 

Afterward, I head to the galley for a strong coffee and to hunt for leftover desserts – yum, sticky-toffee-pudding.  The next couple of hours pass by chatting to passengers, making more drinks, and setting-up the final service.  Once everyone is fed and watered, again, we secure for landing and sit down. 

What a landing in Johannesburg looks like for the pilots (video)

Watch how British Airways pilots approach and land at Johannesburg airport, from the cockpit. Video: British Airways/YouTube.

Deplaning in Johannesburg

When the aircraft door opens, warm fresh air wafts in and after a few-hundred byebyenowthankyou’s, the crew disembarks.

The layover

Our Johannesburg hotel is grand and luxurious and one of my favorites.  However, on this trip, I won’t spend much time here as I’m going on an overnight safari.  When I get to my room, showered and into bed it’s 2 am. 

Publisher note: Now, if you initially wondered why you agreed to come along when your flight attendant friend said “come fly with me”, here’s where things pay off for you:

The layover safari

For the safari, I and a colleague are getting collected at 5 am – luckily, we’re experts at surviving sleep-deprivation. 

The safari-lodge is a lush hideaway amidst the wilderness.  Coffee and pastries await us, then we load-up into jeeps and go on our first game drive, just in time to see a spectacular African sunrise

Throughout the safari, I see elephants, zebras, lions, a cheetah, and even a black rhino.  It’s phenomenal.  In these moments, the occasional 4:05 am start pales into insignificance. 

Next departure

We return to our hotel around 1 pm the next day, just in time for a nap, before starting all over again on the 11-hour shift back to Heathrow.

What do you think?

Flight Attendant Jasmine Parker has just given you a glimpse into her usual “a day at the office” routine. What do you think about the lifestyle of a flight attendant? If a flight attendant friend says “come fly with me sometime”, would you accept his or her invitation? We love your comments, so please let us know what you think here.

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